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.Monday, December 13, 2010 ?

Chalet was quite disappointing, to be honest. We couldn’t find the water dispenser and stuff. And there was only ONE tv, and even if it was double-storied, it wasn’t nearly as big as class chalet at downtown east. Also, there was only ONE TEENY toilet, and pasir ris was really ulu, and yes you get the idea. NEXT YEAR WHEN SEC 3s ORGANISE CHALET WE WILL GO SOMEWHERE ELSE. (Sentosa!) pasir ris was really really disappointing!

I planned on waking up at 9 to pack, but apparently my dad wanted to go out to the park or something so he set his alarm at 8, which I mistook for MY alarm. So I woke up. And then I didn’t feel like packing, so I decided, instead, to use my laptop. Which I didn’t do much on- basically checking mails, logistics for a lot of random things, etc.

And Then I went to bathe at 9. And started packing at 9.10 (THIS IS AN AMAZING FEAT) I spent TEN MINUTES PACKING! YES! TEN MINUTES! Normally I spend like 40 minutes trying to figure out stuff and making sure I don’t forget anything and adding stuff to my packing list. This time, however, I was much more organised. Also I wrote up my own packing list (most of the things I brought I didn’t even use, since I decided not to stay overnight ._.) beforehand.

9.20 walked around and smsed. And packed my sec 2 books for xin huei.

10 ate breakfast. Which was tuna and some fermented thing (I don’t know what it’s called in English). Not very appealing, yes?

10.10 used my laptop. Attempted to take a look at MRP (due 19 dec XUANLI TINGTING AND I ARE SO DEAD ._.) but decided against it since there was no point trying to settle into MRP-mood BEFORE A CHALET. I initially intended on going out to buy textbooks etc. at 11, but change of plans because my dad fell asleep ._. and my brother went back to sleep ._. and my mummy was resting on the sofa cos she was tired T_T (we slept at like 1am the previous night, a result of my cousins continuously pestering me to bead jewellery with them before I left for Singapore. So we left the house at like 9.30, went and ate dinner which took ages because my cousins were throwing tantrums till 10.30, and cleared customs at 11. And then I had to sort out a lot of stuff and reply emails till 1am.) It was kinda weird walking around with no one awake.

I forgot what I did before we went out. Tidied my drawer, I think.

Then I smsed weijin for very long. Weijin is epic funny.

Me: GO LITTLE INDIA THEN I GO LAH. (batch (or rather, half-batch) outing)
Weijin: Go little india for what?!
Me: Appreciate indian culture.
Weijin: You learn to appreciate wushu culture first, then appreciate indian culture. (I told seniors that weijin said this later at the chalet, and they were all like “WAO WEIJIN MODEL STUDENT AH.” Also did you know that weijin DREAMS of wushu. And smses me at random TELLING ME about her unbridled passion for wushu.)

LATER

Weijin: Eh cannot talk already lah I haven’t pack and I need to go eat
Me: You can bring cards. Balls. Yoyos. AIYAH HOW I KNOW WHAT YOU BRING TO PLAY.
Weijin: Play at night can? Aiyah I really must pause need to go pack!
Me: I GIVE YOU PACKING LIST. (insert packing list which I typed out kindly)
Weijin: Ok I pack according to your list meanwhile you help me think is there anything else I must bring (wow grateful weijin, no thanks at all)
Me: NO LAH STANDARD PACKING LIST LAH. Bring moviesssssssss

Weijin didn’t reply. Because she was Busy Packing, you see.

12 headed off to orchard to buy books. Ended up reaching at 12.30 and decided to go to pasir ris instead (did you know that even prologue only had THREE of my textbooks ._. ALSO I FOUND OUT THAT IN SEC 4 I’LL ONLY NEED TO PURCHASE 4 TEXTBOOKS HAHA) since Esther/ the senior who emailed us told us “the bus comes at 1.40 so PLEASE BE PUNCTUAL NO ONE WILL WAIT FOR YOU”. My estimate was way off, since I ended up reaching at like 1.15. Also at 12.50 weijin was still at bukit batok and in her sleepy-voice mode. (actually I think her voice sounds sleepy all the time over the phone)

Weijin: Eh where are you?
Me: Reaching Pasir Ris already lah.
Weijin: Huh. I still at bukit batok leh.
Me: HUH? Later Cannot Make It then you know. Bukit batok to Pasir Ris very long leh!
Weijin: Bukit Batok go Jurong is it? Then change line go Pasir Ris ah.
Me: Yalah.
Weijin: Orh. Bye.

Then fanghui called me immediately after I got off the mrt 心有灵犀一点通 lol. And (thank goodness) she was also already there O__O haha so we walked around white sands shopping centre. And then fanghui was still buying yoghurt/ trying out flavours at 1.38 so I kept telling her to hurry up ._.

Me: Oy hurry up leh! 1.40 already.
Fanghui: (We were near the entrance) where are they? I don’t see them.
Me: Don’t know, but bus comes at 1.40 so we should hurry.
Fanghui: Okay.

Weijin later called me like every two minutes ._.

1.43 pm

Me: Eh I call Esther first ah.
Fanghui: -paying- Orh.
Me: “Hello Esther this is Sabrina. Um where are you guys? We can’t see you.”
Esther: “Are you there already?!”
Me: “Um yes. We were thinking could you guys go off to the chalet first? Because weijin’s not here yet and we want to wait for her, so we’ll take the next bus.”
Esther: “Huh. I 5 more minutes then reach leh!”
Me: “WHAT HAHA”
Esther: “Actually horh, the bus comes at 2.15.”
Me: “?! Ok then we wait for you lah.”

HAHAHA SO MUCH FOR PERSISTENTLY REMINDING US TO REACH PUNCTUALLY AT 1.40.

So fanghui and I sauntered back into the shopping centre. And then we went out to greet Esther and Weijin when they came.

Me: Is that weijin?
Fanghui: Huh? Huh? –steps over cleaner’s mop-
Me: I think it’s weijin. Looks like her leh. Hair also look like.
Fanghui: Yes.
Weijin: -turns around and waves-
Me: HAI!
Weijin: You know the cleaner there is glaring at you cos you stepped on his mop?
Fanghui: Oh I did? Oops O_O

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAAH.

And then we waited around till like 2 and there was still no one.

Weijin: Eh wenjia say she come one leh!
Me: What about yingtze? And waileng?
Weijin: Yingtze say she go watch movie.
Esther: Call wenjia.
Me: (to weijin) Call wenjia.
Weijin: You call lah!
Me: Huh?
Weijin: CALL WENJIA!
Me: -calls wenjia- “Hello wenjia where are you?”
Wenjia: “Um at home-----“
Me: “Are you coming?”
Wenjia: “What thing?”
Me: “Chalet lah! Are you coming?”
Wenjia: “OH THAT AH. I thought today was the 12th. I forgot.”
Me: “Come now come now!”
Wenjia: “WHAT CANNOT LAH I BUKIT BATOK LEH!”
Me: “Come now come now! I give you packing list! Pack now!”
Wenjia: “You crazy ah! Dowwant lah!”
Me: “Come now come now!”
Wenjia: “I still at home leh.”
Me: “Come now come now!”
Wenjia: “OY”
Me: “Come now come now!”
Wenjia: “CANNOT LAH VERY FAR ONE LEH.”
Me: “Come now come now! PLEASEEEE THE WHOLE BATCH ONLY GOT THREE PEOPLE.”
Wenjia: “Very far!”
Me: “AIYAH –pauses to count (we were in front of the mrt network map) -ONLY 21 STOPS ONLY WHAT. Come now come now!”
Wenjia: “CANNOT LAH YOU.”
Me: “Come now come now!”
Wenjia: “I got stuff to do!”
Me: “Huh (in a disappointed tone)”
Wenjia: “Cannot lah!”
Esther: (in background) YOU PAY ALREADY LEH.
Wenjia: “Actually I never pay haha”
Me: “Come now come now!”
Wenjia: “CANNOT LAH YOU CRAZY AH.”
Me: “PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE 21 STOPS ONLY.”
Wenjia: “You want me die ah.”

Anyway, so wenjia ended up MIA. T_T

And so weijin, fanghui and I went back into the shopping centre.

Me: Where d’you want to go?
Weijin: There. –points-
Me: WHAT.
Fanghui: -turns around- Huh what.
Me: She wants to go there. –points to back-
Fanghui: Aries?
Me: -turns around- NO. THAT. AIYAH ASK WEIJIN.
Weijin: I want go The House of Bras (or something like that O___O?!?!?!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?!)
Me: NO. OY.
Fanghui: -nonchalant- Ok go lorh.
Me: OY! (very loudly, some people turned around to stare O_O)
Weijin: -biantai voice- Yay.
Me: OY NO! YOU WANT TO GO GO YOURSELF LAH!
Fanghui: Go lah go lah.
Me: -no choice but to tag along O_O?!- WEIJIN WHY ARE YOU SO BIANTAI.
Weijin: -biantai laugh- Eeheehee.
Me: OY.
Weijin: -biantai laugh- Eeheehee.
(we reach the shop specified above ._.)
Fanghui: Go in lah.
Weijin: You go in. –shoves me towards the shop-
Me: OY NO –runs WAAAAYYY in front-
Weijin: -biantai laugh- Eeheehee.
Me: (shouting) I THOUGHT YOU SAID YOU WANTED TO GO YOU GO YOURSELF LAH WHY YOU SO BIANTAI.
Fanghui: HAHAHAH
Me: CAN GO DOWN ALREADY NOT.
Weijin: Ok.
Me: BIANTAI.
Weijin: -biantai laugh- Eeheehee.
Me: OY STOP THAT
(we reach the ground floor)
Me: I’m hungry.
Weijin: Me too.
Me: Want to go outside and get something to eat?
Weijin: Huh. But we haven’t visit That Shop yet leh.
Me: ?!?!?!?!?!??!?!?!?!? OY
Weijin: -biantai look-

And then when we went back to meet Esther and the other seniors, we found out that they’d missed the shuttle bus at 2.05 because they were waiting for us .___. So we ended up taking public bus there. And we had to walk in the rain. And weijin made me carry half her bag (“Payback mah! Last time you class chalet also make me help you carry!” WHICH BY THE WAY I DID NOT FORCE HER TO ok maybe I hinted that she should.)

Pasir Ris, as I said, was a disappointment.

The first thing the three of us (weijin, fanghui and I) did was to run upstairs and park our bags in the bedroom. Then we lazed around and as fanghui put it “enjoy aircon lah aiyoh so hot.”

Me: What are we supposed to do here? There’s practically nothing to do- we’re like in the middle of nowhere. (this is why pasir ris was a disappointment. No wild wild wet, no shops T_T no water dispensers, not that we could find anyway)
Weijin: Pick coconuts. –points outside window-
Me: Oh, yes. And how do you propose we do that?
Weijin: Tie rope lah.
Me: (my charger was plugged into the socket against the wall, which was quite near the window) Do you mean to say that you intend on swinging all the way OUT the window, which by the way includes breaking the WINDOW GRILLE, not to mention the GLASS WINDOW, by hanging onto my phone charger and swinging out? Like Tarzan?
Weijin: -pretends to think hard- Maybe.
Me: WHAT
Fanghui: HAHAHAHA
Me: You want my charger to break is it!
Weijin: Aiyah you so fat sure break one lah (I think she hangs around with zhiying too much.)

And then seniors kinda made us go down: “Don’t be antisocial lah!”

So we played charades (wanqing made me do “spectacle shop owner” WHAT. AND THEN I HAD NO IDEA HOW TO PULL IT OFF WHAT. But anyway people guessed it hahahaha) truth or dare. Dares were mostly prank calls, but they took pity on me and made me sing a song for 20 seconds instead. So I sang happy birthday/ ABC.

THREE of my seniors were able to pull this off VERY convincingly HAHAHAH. One did it in a cheesy way, one did it while she pretended to sob (it really sounded like it) and one did it very hesitantly (which sounded equally convincing)

Senior: Hello? I’m Mary from Maris Stella (which apparently is a boy’s school, we later found out. HAHAHAH). And.. um.. I have a crush on you. I’ve been admiring you from afar. 你肯接受我吗？

One guy got so freaked out he hung up instantly HAHAHAH

Also, they made Boon Hui do this:

“Um. Hi. Can I tell you a lame joke? Ok? What’s the safest place to be in a haunted house? A living room! HAHAHAAHHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHA! Ok, main point is, I love you.” -hangs up-

HAHAHAHAHHAHAH.

The 2 truths 1 lie thing was superbly amusing. Weijin and I went out to buy food so we only got to play one round.

Fanghui: My favourite colour is white.
Fanghui: Um, I have a sister.
Weijin: -laughs sinisterly-
Seniors: OHHHHH. CONFIRM IS THE 2ND ONE. YOU SEE WEIJIN LAUGH UNTIL LIKE THAT.
Fanghui: And I (something I forgot but it was true)
Seniors: CONFIRM THE 2ND ONE LAH.
Fanghui: Yep.
Seniors: WALAO WEIJIN YOU DAMN OBVIOUS LAH GO LAUGH UNTIL LIKE THAT
Weijin: -continues laughing- -falls off chair-
Seniors: Your turn leh.
Weijin: I got brother.
Weijin: I got sister.
Weijin: I got mother.

(Y) HAHAHAHA.

And then after that weijin fanghui and I decided to be antisocial and went back to the bedroom again ._. to prank call people (not scandalous people HORH!) AND WE ENDED UP PRANK CALLING ZHI YING FOR HALF AN HOUR HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAH

Me: Hello?
Zhi Ying: Who’s this?
Me: Hello?
Zhi Ying: Why your voice sound so familiar? (she doesn’t actually know me though) Are you Big Butt?
Me: BRZZZZZZZZZZZTTTTTT hello ZZZTTTTTTTT I ca ZZZZZZZZTTTT n’t hear you reception very ZZZZTTT bad BRRRRRRTTTTT hello? ZZZTTT –hangs up-

Zhi Ying called back.

Snippets of the prank call:

Me: NONONO I’m DARYL I TOLD YOU ALREADY.
Zhi Ying: Eh why your voice sound so----
Me: HI! WE DON’T GET VISITORS TOO OFTEN! DO YOU WANT TO SIT DOWN? COFFEE OR TEA?
Zhi Ying: What?! Sit down?
Me: Huh? Sit down?
Zhi Ying: You said—
Me: HI! WE DON’T GET VISITORS TOO OFTEN! DO YOU WANT TO SIT DOWN? COFFEE OR TEA?
Zhi Ying: HAAAIIYYOOHH STOP REPEATING THE SAME THING CAN I SPEAK TO WEIJIN PLEASE I HAVE SOMETHING IMPORTANT TO TELL HER
Me: Who’s weijin?
Zhi Ying: Eh are you Barbeque? Big Butt? Who? Are you—
Me: HI! WE DON’T GET VISITORS TOO OFTEN! DO YOU WANT TO SIT DOWN? COFFEE OR TEA?
Zhi Ying: YOU ALREADY SAID THAT LAH! STOP REPEATING!
Me: Huh?
Zhi Ying: Are you yixin?
Me: -silence-
Zhi Ying: Are you Cheryl?
Me: (in cheryl's funny high voice she uses sometimes) Yes, I’m Cheryl. Cheryl Yau.

Another one:

Weijin: Hello I Maria? My friend Sita? She work for you? Bring us from airport? I can mop, sweep, wipe windows, clean basin.
Me: (crying hysterically) Please, please! Mam! Please! Give me job! Help me! My son, my son, stuck in typhoon! He stuck more, his butt become big more! Please! Help me! Need job! Need money to save son! Please! Mam! Save my son! Please!
Zhi Ying: HUH typhoon then blow away already what. Still can save meh.

And then we decided to call weijin’s brother.

Me: Hello?
Weijin’s brother: ..
Me: Hello, sir?
Weijin’s brother: No.

HAHAHAHHAHA WHAT KIND OF REPLY IS THAT I told weijin no wonder she’s like that because her entire family is like that.

And then I went down at like 4+ to help with the barbeque? PLUS IT WAS RAINING and all of our teeny measly fires lasted for like 15 minutes even though susi kept blowing at the charcoal O___O and we couldn’t seem to cook anything properly hahahahah FAIL. Weijin and fanghui were MIA till like 8pm, so I just continued bbq-ing with seniors.

When weijin came down:

Weijin: Eh I want!
Me: Want what?
Weijin: Satay!
Me: Orh. –hands weijin skewer-
Weijin: -eats- EW WHY HALF BURNT HALF STILL COLD.
Me: HOW I KNOW LAH YOU DO YOURSELF.
Weijin: -grabs two frozen pieces- I AM DETERMINED TO MAKE THIS A SUCCESS. My Precious One! You will be success! –plonks satay down on grille-
Me: OY WHAT YOU DOING
Weijin: MOVE YOUR HAND LAH SABRINA LAU VERY IRRITATING LEH.
Me: MY HAND HERE FIRST LAH. GO AWAY YOU WHAT YOU DOING
Weijin: Whatever lorh. –moves to other side of grille-
Me: -lifts burning sausage up from grille just as weijin chooses to bring her hand TOWARDS the grille to flip her satay-
Weijin: -touches hot sausage- OUCH
Me: OHMYGOD SORRY
Weijin: SABRINA LAU HUI LING GO AND DIE LAH YOU HUH

Later on we were trying to get more fire starters into the charcoal.

Esther: -moves lighter near fire starter I was holding-
Weijin: I do I do!
Esther: Go away lah you haiyoh!
Weijin: EEEEHHHH I DOOO!
Me: AIYAH YOU DO YOU DO LAH –hands fire starter over to weijin-
Wanqing: This kind of people no experience still do what do AIYOH
Weijin: YOU LET ME DO THEN I GOT EXPERIENCE MAH.
Wanqing: WHAT HAHA
Weijin: -screams as soon as fire starter starts to glow and throws it near (not IN) charcoal
Wanqing: FAIL 来！看大姐我怎么做！
Me: -bursts out into laughter-

So chalet was generally VERY sucky, but still we had tons of fun entertaining ourselves :D

Before we went home weijin fanghui and I had to tie ribbons on our seniors’ graduating certs.

Me: TIE FINISH!
Weijin: How you tie one!
Me: I TIE FINISH!
Weijin: I can’t tie!
Fanghui: How to tie?
Me: TIE FINISH! –grabs another cert-
Weijin: -fumbles with ribbon-
Me: (finishes another one) TIE FINISH!
Weijin: OY WHY YOUR ONE SO NICE HOW YOU TIE
Me: -grabs another cert from under weijin’s nose- Use your hands lah.
Weijin: -fumbles with ribbon-
Me: TIE FINISH!
Weijin: You tie finish help me tie mine lah don't waste time telling me you tie finish!

HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHSOFUNNYWORS. And on the way to the mrt station, on fanghui’s dad’s car:

Me+fanghui: -discussing random things-
Me: Eh weijin why you so quiet.
Weijin: -turns around and stares at me-
Me: -silence-
Weijin: -turns back-
Me: -silence-
Weijin: -turns around again- MRT the green line is called East-West Line ah.
Me: Yeah.

and then fh's dad dropped us off at pasir ris. AND NOW I PRESUME WEIJIN IS STILL ON THE MRT OR SOMETHING O___O

Me: Eh where you going!
Weijin: Bukit Batok.
Me: HUH. 21 STOPS LEH.
Weijin: Yalorh. Somemore go there still must take bus. Take bus already still must walk.
Me: Then I think you’ll reach home around 11.30. (I MEANT THIS IN A HELPFUL WAY)
Weijin:-glares- Thanks ah.

HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH I LOVE MY FUNNY BATCHMATES

NEXT YEAR CHALET MUST BE FUN AH.

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