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.Tuesday, January 4, 2011 ?
laughter is priceless so it's worth buying it at $100

1) My mom just spent about half an hour teaching me how to forge her signaure.

2) While I was reading my book on the lanai, I somehow got strewn into a conversation that involved the word "Dracula", and because I liked the sound of the word I shouted "DRACULA!" and I heard someone scream.

3) Claire and I were walking around attempting to attract Sec 1s to our (pathetic) booth, and decided to run in front of two Sec 1s (who were already in front of us) and SPRING them a surprise.

Me: HIII!!! DO YOU HAVE ANY CCAS IN MIND? Are you planning on joining sports? Or performing arts? Or----
Sec 1: Er, 对不起。 Er.. -continues to talk in Chinese-
Claire/ Me: -start laughing-
Me: -conveniently switches to Chinese- 你已经考虑过要参加什么课外活动吗？
Sec 1: 没有。
Me: -burst of enthusiasm- 那你肯定可以考虑武术了！武术。。。
Claire: -still laughing-
Me: -nudges Claire and hints that she should start going on about the benefits of wushu-
Claire: 对！对！要参加武术不需要任何。。er.. -stumped at what the Chinese word for "experience" is
Me: 不需要任何。。er.. -forgets what Chinese word for "experience" is-
Sec 1: -stares intently-
Me: ..不需要任何 UMMMM experience.
Sec 1: ..对不起。什么？
Me: 要不要过去看一下？-points at wushu booth-
Sec 1: -indignantly- OK. 那好。
Me: -nudges Claire again-
Claire / Me: -try to stifle laughter-

My Chinese= fail xD

4) Chyi Fang and I were discussing how to attract Sec 1s to our unspectacular booth and we came up with the speech: "HELLO! D'you want to learn how to fly/ defy gravity? THEN YOU SHOULD JOIN WUSHU!" to attract their attention.

This is how it ended up turning out:

Unsuspecting Sec 1s: -walk past wushu booth-
Chyi Fang: -jumps up- HELLO! D'you want to learn how to fly?? -forgets lines-
Unsuspecting Sec 1s: -really really freaked out expressions- -run off immediately-
Me: OHMYGOD DID YOU JUST DO THAT!!!! YOU JUST SCARED THEM AWAY!
Chyi Fang: No! No no no! -gestures wildly in a failed attempt to defend herself-

5) A conversation with my brother over dinner:

Brother: Remind me- is Italy near France?
Me: I don't know. I don't even know where all the countries are!
Brother: Really? Because a lot of super centenarians migrate from Italy to France.
Me: -shrugs- Maybe they just can't get used to no fine dining.
Brother: -shocked look- What're you talking about?!
Me: -even more shocked look- What're YOU talking about?!

@4:01 AM
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(pleasepleaseplease dont' call me Lau Hui Ling, Sabrina D: I don't really like the way it sounds D: and my birth cert says Sabrina Lau Hui Ling anyway D:) NYGH 113 '09 213 '10 (SHIKA!)❤ 301 '11
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